I'm Danielle. I'm just a small town girl living in a lonely world.

Feel free to speak at me always. I love the conversations. People fascinate me. <3

 

heathersaur:

i just watched Free!

and

i just can not i just need to key shamsh and scream and cry because how are they allowed to be this cute and adorable this can not be legal help someone please send an ambulance i can not feel my heart anymore

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?
WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:
1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)2 cups plain yogurt1/2 container of cool whip.Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.
 
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.


Heather!

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?

WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??

WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.

 

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

Heather!

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

(Source: boyerworks)

tiny-fierce:

lostinthecarnival:

ras-kolnikova:

OMG

OH MY GOD
tiny-fierce
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D POP ON MY DASH NOT FROM YOU BUT THERE YOU ARE.

HAHA yes! That’s me in Ask Westeros with Not Literally!

(Source: katherlnepierce)

slytherinwinchester37:

John Greens deleted cameo!

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises