I'm Danielle. I'm just a small town girl living in a lonely world.

Feel free to speak at me always. I love the conversations. People fascinate me. <3

 

miss-mixi:

easilyhumored:

moocowmilk:

Here we see a veteran of the skeleton war. Watch as he unwinds after a hard day.

they’re boning

omfg

miss-mixi:

easilyhumored:

moocowmilk:

Here we see a veteran of the skeleton war. Watch as he unwinds after a hard day.

they’re boning

omfg

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

(Source: kitschyofficial)

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(Source: ds0tm)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

brooklynboobala:

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

5000letters:

  • Gruff men who get all soft and happy when they’re with you 
  • Big men with calloused hands who touch you like you’re something incredibly special 
  • Grumpy men who chuckle at your bad jokes 
  • Calm men who get protective and irrational and then pretend like they didn’t
  • Stoic men who look at you with gentle smiles on their face when you’re not looking at them with an expression that sort of says “I can’t believe s/he’s with me.” 
thealiveagaingirl:

leela-summers:

faerypotter:

i-m-a-good-viper:

I feel much better now…
Original gif it’s not mine

It’s like a Michael Gambon sized weight has been lifted from my chest. 

**All book readers nod in unison**

This Dumbledore is perfect, he doesn’t even care enough to stop eating.

thealiveagaingirl:

leela-summers:

faerypotter:

i-m-a-good-viper:

I feel much better now…

Original gif it’s not mine

It’s like a Michael Gambon sized weight has been lifted from my chest. 

**All book readers nod in unison**

This Dumbledore is perfect, he doesn’t even care enough to stop eating.

billiethepoet:

tami-taylors-hair:

lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!

Now this is a movie I would see.